"Do you know you look like Maggie Gyllenhaal?"
I protested. Then I went home. And saw an altered version of my face when I googled her. Some angles made her look gorgeous. Others, more like Quasimodo. No gray area. Very polarizing. It. Was. Terrifying.
After that initial day, I would literally (and I literally mean literally) would be told this at least twice a day. I began to question every comment. Was this a compliment? Was this a dig? WHAT DOES ALL OF THIS MEAN?
As the years have gone by, it's all but stopped. I dyed my hair blonde, then let it go back to it's natural baby poo color. I grew it out long, and then earlier this year I chopped it off.
And then I saw this.
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL STRIKES AGAIN. SHE'S STOLEN MY HAIR, MY DIMPLES, AND MY AWKWARD CHEEKS.
It's on, Maggie. It's about to get all sorts of Quasimodo up in here.