christmas this year was an entirely different experience for all of us. and all because of this.
this kid. this kid managed to open (with equal amounts of vigor and glee) more presents than i can physically count. he scaled boxes and bags of great heights. he made tissue paper crinkle and ribbon wish it was never born.
he may look at cute and cuddly, but believe me…christmas didn’t know what was coming.
he loved some of his presents so much that it was all he could do to not stand at attention. alone. because that’s what babies do. decide they can stand. alone. and then they fall down and then mommy’s have mini heart attacks and HOW MANY SHARP THINGS AND CORNERS ARE IN THIS ROOM? WHO DESIGNED THIS CRAP!? IT’S AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.
and then you look in the back seat and see one of the cast members of “fargo”. and you realize that everything is going to be alright.