Thursday, July 9, 2009

avert your eyes

i'm going to be honest right now.

babies are dangerous. especially sleeping babies.

you're only really safe if you avert your eyes. you know, sort of like a solar eclipse. you want to look so badly because it's an awesome sight, but then again, your retinas not smelling like a burnt grilled cheese sandwich is great, too.

well, maybe as long as you keep your eyes away from the cheeks and lips. yup. you can look at everything else, but once you look at the cheeks and lips, you're a goner. life as you know it is over.


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