you need to not hit snooze 3 times in a row in the mornings or you will run late to work.
running late to work causes panic.
when you panic, sometimes you can't find black shoes to wear with your whole black outfit.
when you can't find shoes to wear with your black outfit and you're running late, sometimes you just grab the first pair of shoes you can find.
and sometimes those shoes end up being turquiose cowgirl boots.