while john will completely disagree, i'd like to think that knowing someone who knows someone who knows someone basically means that you're bff's with the end person.
okay, so i KNOW that this isn't the case...but basically, i know the whole world. i mean, my dad's really close friend, jim, played ball at mississippi with archie manning. ARCHIE MANNING, people. archie manning touched my dad's friend's butt.
now that's something.
i mean, he also got to play with mean joe green, and a lot of other awesome people...but archie manning. come on.
and i'm practically bff's with octu-mom because my cousin's gf was the dispatcher on the 911 tapes that we released a couple of weeks ago. and she's tight with dr. phil...and you KNOW he's oprah's number one person.
OPRAH. THE OPRAH. oprah basically knows the world.
i once had a guinea pig named stedman in honor of oprah. he committed suicide.
i should invite all these people to a party.