small, evil being growing inside of me...let's have a heart to heart.
you had been acting wonderfully the past few days. infact...i felt BETTER than i did when i wasn't pregnant. infact!! if i didn't know i was pregnant, and felt you flutter around, and didn't grunt a little when picking up my towel from the floor...i could have sworn that you didn't even exist. i even searched the internet about the odds of having a miscarriage and no sign of it (not possible, fyi) because i was feeling THAT awesome inside and was getting seriously worried.
and then this morning, you went and just had to make a statement. at 5:35am, my little monster, you woke me up by choking me on my own vomit as i slept.
wtf. that's just screwed up. not only was it vomit, but it was the WORST kind--straight bile.
just wait til you get out of that little hidey hole you're lounging in. you are SO getting the atomic elbow, wwf style.