well, we haven't even been married a week, and john has officially broken my vagina.
i know that has to be a wonderful mental picture, but let me explain. i am right now experiencing my very first UTI. and i'd like to blame that on john. fair? no. rational? yes.
i called my boss this evening after i had gotten home and had passed blood. he told me what to do, and then his wife called right back and said not to worry, gave me a name of a medicine that should cure it quickly, and said it only happened because of the expontential amount of sex that has occurred from let's say, a saturday 2 weeks ago to today.
so i stand by my findings. john broke my vagina.